I hate morons who complain about GST.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re familiar with the GST that was introduced in Maldives in the recent years. It’s one thing that you have to pay a huge amount for whatever you purchase, no thanks to our economic depression, but you also have to pay extra to the government because they just love to financially suck you dry, right? But god forbid, you’re not one of those people who disapprove of it, because if you do, then I hate you.

Are you politically brainwashed?

Before we proceed, you need to be crystal clear about something regarding my belief; I hate political multiparty system. I hated it when it was first introduced in our country in 2005, I still hate it, and I will keep on hating it even if I’m the only one hating it. I loathe it so much that my next article is going to be about just how much I despise it from every fiber of my being.  The party system’s secret (yet strangely not so secret) agenda is to brainwash citizens to the point that they turn against each other.  

Children should be able to vote, and we should teach them how to.

Children are unintelligent and impressionable little bastards. Their brains are too immature to process complicated concepts such as voting and politics, and have little to no knowledge about politics. What’s more, they should be in school getting educated and not minding the nationalistic fever running these days. 

Why I'm rooting for Mohamed Nasheed this year.

 This is my first voting experience if you discount the number of times I voted for posts back in school where campaigning were a good excuse to cut class and eat free candy, which was only a few months ago. I felt like an important aspect of the country and wanted to do this right, so I decided to be a good citizen and judge all candidates by reviewing their actions in the past, as everyone should. The candidate who struck interest most in me was former President Mohamed Nasheed, and these are the reasons why I’m rooting for him this time.